Apr 12

Pujari ji ko dast lag gaye – funny jokes sms

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Pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor k pas dawa lene gaye dr. Ne dawa di to pujari ne puchha parhej kya karu? Dr bola bas shankh jor se mat bajana….

Apr 12

Kbc me amitabh- wat’s ur father’s name – funny jokes sms

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Kbc me amitabh- wat’s ur father’s name??
Santa- [kuch bola nahi]
Amitabh- jawaab dijiye!
Santa- sir option to dijiye!! ;-)

Apr 12

aisi zindagi se to maut achi – funny jokes sms

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Santa:aisi jindagi se to maut achhi.
Achanak yamdut ayaaur bola:tumari jan lene ka hukam he.
Santa:lo batoa aab insan majak bhi nahi kare..

Apr 12

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon Nahi liya- funny jokes sms

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Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon
Nahi liya…? Socho…?
Thoda sa aur socho…socho. ..socho.. .
Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai,
Tumko kya lena dena hai.